Kid Rock NOT Running For U.S. Senate


Hillbilly rocker and rapper-in-his-head Kid Rock will not run for the U.S. Senate in Michigan. Rock told so-called “shock jock” Howard Stern he considered the whole notion of him as a politician a joke.

That’s OK because the idea of this man being a Senator sounded like a joke to a lot of other people too.

“F*** no, I’m not running for Senate. Are you kidding me?”, said Rock. “It’s the worst advice I ever gave myself, but it’s been the most creative thing I’ve ever done. And I’ve gotten to see everyone’s true colors.”

Kid Rock probably saw polls that showed him getting walloped by current Senator Stabenow in a head-to-head matchup.

Fans on Twitter fantasized about a political matchup between Kid Rock and his longtime homeboy, rap mogul Eminem, that was never gonna happen anyway.

Eminem recently made headlines after he released a diss video aimed at President Trump, who Kid Rock is a staunch supporter and admirer of.

Some fans have accused Kid Rock of being racist, although he fathered a Mixed-race son he hardly ever talks about with a Black woman.



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